Ryan Der

Biggest body and booty ever concieved, but small dick and possibly a product of incest. Also possibly autistic

Person 1: Oh god its ryan
Ryan Der: yEs i aM goD
Person 1: *gets raped and is given genital warts from Ryan Der*

by the passive menis June 8, 2018

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Ryan Grindlay

A midget homosexual whose mother has been around so much that he has an approximated amount of 37 siblings around the house. Ryan's oldest brother looks better in heels than their mother. He is so short that whenever he runs across a football pitch, the grass tickles his balls. For a hobby, Ryan enjoys playing with death by enraging a tall Russian individual in every way possible with his catchphrase being "Nah bro who asked".

-"Yo wtf is going on over there??"

-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"

by sjkhdhfgjklashdijlfhljkadshgjk August 18, 2022

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Ryan Lee

The hottest guy in the school and is a way faster runner than tanner

He also has a 8 pack that all the girls see since he has all of them wetter than a wetland

Girl: there’s Ryan he is so fast and so sexy

Ryan Lee

by Dghfdgjhfdd November 13, 2022

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Ryan Rio

Used when someone wants to mention undercover that they have been r*ped or sexually assaulted.

"Hey, I just got with a dude named 'Ryan Rio' ... "

OR

"I just got Ryan Rioed ... "

Should be used in situations where talking openly about the subject is dangerous, not allowed, or if you need help.

by $PANIMANMAN!!! January 5, 2022

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