by anonymous October 9, 2004
Get the raper mug.A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.
Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."
by forthright December 3, 2011
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stoner, with a rubber toe. but.. sexy, funny, amazing, there for you when u need him. GREAT! in bed.
make u scream O-H! virgo. can be shy but very confident.
freak. will procreate.
make u scream O-H! virgo. can be shy but very confident.
freak. will procreate.
by ceciliia June 15, 2008
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by 666moron666 April 28, 2005
Get the elsa roberts mug.When someone from Alabama notices his mother is passed out on the couch drunk and decides to take the opportunity to rape her. Commonly used as a form of revenge when your brother steals "your girl". Usually occurs in a trailer park.
Bruce: Hey Tim...looks like mom is passed out drunk again!
Tim: Great, nows my chance!
Bruce: Shut up you 'Mother raper'
Tim: Great, nows my chance!
Bruce: Shut up you 'Mother raper'
by DStimler November 10, 2008
Get the mother raper mug.face one makes in the act of dissing and then turning their head 90 degrees to mug at an invisible camera, while making a ridiculous face; often follows a remark to a man's wife (customarily made by the husband)
Mr. Roper from Three's Company would often insult his wife Helen, then turn towards the camera and make a Roperface.
by The Abominable Dave May 9, 2003
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