Drag Racing

The action of running hesitantly, while prairie dogging see prairie dogging, to the restroom, or mid-shit.

GUY 1: "Do you remember that time Thaddeus Jones was Drag Racing through the house cause he realized there was no TP halfway through his shit? "
GUY 2: "Yeah that was hilarious, we told him to check for toilet paper first"

by Carniverus Hamilton September 20, 2016

raced me like a clown

Another driver driving all over you or having someone running all over your back bumper while racing stock cars. This act can cause you to get dumped like Kyle Busch in Homestead 2010.

Reporter: Why did you dump Kyle Busch?

Kevin: Oh he... He raced me like a clown all day. Driving all over me, running all over my back bumper, cut in front of me and I didn't lift.

by Butt Hurt Kurt June 10, 2019

Run your own race champion

Doing what ever you like in this world whist staying out of one’s self.

If you are a Guinea rooter that’s stuck in a pint glass that’s fine mate !! You run your own race champion!!!

by The biggest deck from corlette July 8, 2023

Haram Racing

A terrible style of Motorsports which is used to win games. Usually when the racing team using powerful engine and will get extra horsepower but it makes engine are unreliable.

Ducati, Porsche and Audi have mastered the art of haram racing. Ducati in MotoGP are the most powerful side in MotoGP history and looks like Bayern Munich

by zm01022001 August 20, 2023

condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

by nomorehome October 21, 2008

raving and racing

To blast loud music in your car that pumps you up (preferably Swedish House Mafia or Eminem), and go at least 15-20 miles above the speed limit without getting caught.

Will: Hey, did you hear how AJ got his 4th speeding ticket this year?
Jason: Yeah, sounds like he doesn't fully understand what raving and racing is.

by Fast but Safe Driver February 19, 2019