Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

Pre Jack

To grab, buy, or do something before it is necessary to do it in order to prevent having to do it in the future — just in case it would be necessary to grab, buy, or do it later.

Imma pre jack that PS5 a month before Christmas, in case they sell out at that time.

by Prejack February 2, 2024

pre butthole

The area inside the rim of the anal cavity. Not penetration deep.

She said she didn’t do anal, but when I massaged her pre butthole and she got super wet.

by Mturnersr84 February 3, 2024

pre-penance

Penance performed prior to having committed a sin. This can apply to any difficult situation or task that can't be avoided.

Friend: "I'm so sorry you're having to go through this!"
Me: "I'm counting it as pre-penance for sins I plan to commit later."

by Squirrel Carousel November 16, 2023

Pre-Ick

when a girl says that you will give her an ick in the future

EVIE: "Ew he looks like gives me a pre-ick"
SHIVANI: "Yeah he seems like he'd be so nasty next month"

by theguywhogotthepreick December 3, 2023

Pre-Ick

when a girl says that you will give her an ick in the future

EVIE: "Ew he looks like gives me a pre-ick"
SHIVANI: "Yeah he seems like he'd be so nasty next month"

by theguywhogotthepreick December 3, 2023

Pre-Fluffy

Pre-Fluffy is when you start to gain a little weight but you are not yet full fluff or fluffy

Ive gained a pittle weight immstarting to get pre-fluffy.

by JRod16 July 12, 2024