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Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024