Pee

Euphemism for poo

Mark: "I'm gonna go pee"
Mork: "ok"
100 minutes pass
Mork: "what took you so long?"
Mark: "sorry I was using pee as a euphemism for poo"
Mork: "ok"

by SmokaWaga February 16, 2022

Pee Cock

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up

Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK

by Gdbrbdiodje February 19, 2022

pee

yellow water

"he pees to way to much"

by Skywashere, I think. March 8, 2022

Pee

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by Bigpeeeeeeeeee May 7, 2022

Pee Stan

SneakyMilkCat/StellarKittens on ROBLOX

"Dude you are such a Pee Stan"
"what"

by IlyFiskur June 28, 2022

Pee deaf

The condition of temporary deafness brought on by peeing.

Hold up, I'm pee deaf. Give me a second

by tiny raccoon December 13, 2022

Crosswind pee

When you have to align your penis a little offset of the toilet so that your pee stream actually hits inside the toilet bowl.

"Man, i really had to crosswind pee that one."

by Itznoone June 6, 2023