Your typical age-biased, computer bound, unsanitary slob with foreign interests/obsessions of an otherwise normal person (
troll faces, the hobbit,
anime, portal 2, etc). Typically book-smart but never street smart, usually can't catch a joke unless it is related to
weird internet
memes that would send most people up a tree.
The
internet people epidemic is believed to have first originated from the creation of the "troll face" in 2011 and has since grown to define an entire culture of people, thus calling for an official definition. It is predicted that by 2050 as technology becomes more popular, that most teens in the USA will be
internet people, thus making for a major decline in athleticism and attractive traits amongst US citizens.
SIDE NOTE: these people do not know they are being weird and therefore cannot help it, as the epidemic was molded into them via the internet. Trying to douse them at school will only encourage them to be weirder in hopes you will catch their drift.
Alaria - Hey, I was trying to talk to that kid over there that keeps shouting "Notice me senpai!" And I was wondering, what does that
mean?
Austin - Yeah, those are
internet people... they do that type of stuff.
