Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Goon Poisoning

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.

I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.

by Bbl master February 23, 2024

sniping position

when someone pulls shorts up very tight and lies down arching with their ass up as high as possible whilst aiming down a sniper

"Raeef was doing a sniping position yesterday at the party"

by egg!£s February 25, 2024

rat poison

food that tastes like almonds but it isn't almonds....

hey mate remember instead of a vegetable cube i put rat poison in your rice

by funny cube guy March 20, 2024

This position

You're a charlatan with a God complex. What ever you so will fail and literally everything I do suceeds. I need to be made to fail artificially for you to pretend to be competent and play thought leader.

Hym "Well, this position looks like it's winning but he still isn't resigning... So, shoot up a school once a month until he is de-powered and his sycophants are ferreted out."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024