Road to Vag Cig

Noun: a process by which an individual seeks to achieve gaining access to a vag cig ( a vagina that smells like a cigarette). This process involves deep meditation, laser focus and very hard work. Only the most elite poon hunters can endeavor such a difficult struggle.

Butler nems: Ay nigga, whats heater nems gettin into these days??
Koala Dawggie: Yo Kunt, that mangina boys on a quest for a vag cig. Hes been hittin that road to vag cig like a true nig. Day and night hes out there huntin through all them stanky vags lookin for that true perfect vag cig. He aint gonna stop til he hits that cig stankin pussy.

by ballplayer182 May 6, 2022

The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.

Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010

Road trip bladder

When your on a road trip and your bladder expands to twice its size and urination lasts a minute or more.

My piss lasted at least a minute after that 6 hour bus ride, I had total road trip bladder

by Ohnoidied January 13, 2011

the country road creature

A creature made by Trevor Henderson, I don’t know much about it.

Jim:Yo Jake I just heard something outside our car, also why is there a white arm next to my window?
Jake:... DRIVE. FASTER. NOW.
Jim:Why?
Jake:IT IS THE COUNTRY ROAD CREATURE, JUST DRIVE FASTER.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Old town road

I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more i got the horses in the back.

Lil nas x:wow Im gonna take my horse to the old town road

Billy Ray:old town road is country because of me :)

by Calista April 19, 2019

Old Town Road

a song my friends in school won't stop singing

SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT SONG!

friend: wtf you mean it's old town road is so catchy

by Allan x April 24, 2019

off road permit

a tattoo located above a womans ass. See also Tramp Stamp Implying permission to access the Hershey highway or take the mud trail.

"Check out the off road permit... I'm throwin it in the pooper later"

by B.Bolic January 4, 2007