Johnny Depped

To have the tip of your finger sliced off

Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.

by RicoSloppay May 12, 2022

johnny

Philly Slang for a stolen car

Me and my mans took a johnny to the poppy store.

We dumped the johnny on the highway
We taking the johnny today
Yo! come get this johnny with me

by skinny hooper November 9, 2022

johnny gains

Been you take a lil blue pill to make Mr Peter become a strong man.

Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.

by BumbButt November 11, 2022

Johnny boy

A complete and utter cheat of a being. Johnny boy used to pet the top of your head and stare into the window of your souls. But now he stomped onto your soul and shock you awake with nightmares of him pinning you down with sickening smiles. He ruined the year. He ruined your life. And you see him everywhere, everyday.

"Watch out, that guy might be like Johnny boy."

by mood rings November 13, 2022

johnny

slang for a condom

have you got a johnny im not going in there bare back.

by johnny eater November 24, 2022

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Johnny ilias

Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)

Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).

Johnny ilias is going to turn into a bacon if he doesnt stop with his stupid game.

by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022