date rape mustache

n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache

Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.

by Mr. KoZ January 13, 2008

near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.

That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.

by ninjavee May 29, 2009

needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!

He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile

by Gamcocklady March 31, 2014

When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant

When is the due date because you are fat as hell.

by Fatty2mattyzant December 11, 2018

nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking in the first 3 minutes of meeting each other

I'm about to go Nigerian speed dating with Jessica later

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence

Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)

by Its ur boi May 13, 2018

Detroit date night

When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.

"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."

by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018