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Life Lag

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.
Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.
by MasterFox November 18, 2010
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Because Life

When something unfortunate or annoying occurs and there's nobody to blame.
"Ugh, I am SO craving cherries but they aren't in season, because life."
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Life fat

The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids
Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs
by GooseWillis April 20, 2019
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Quit life

Street slang for when you get so sick of your real life you've decided to give up, move to mexico and do cocaine and hookers and live on a diet solely consisting of burritos
by leadering#1 August 30, 2020
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Life Imprisonment

When a prisoner is sentenced to spend the rest of their life in prison. A very useless sentence, because once a prisoner gets it, they might as well have the death penalty. Either way they're going to die in prison. There are three types of life sentences.

Life With Parole:

When the prisoner gets sentenced to life, but is eligible for parole release after a certain number of years (usually 25 years). This is the most common sentence, as it ensures the prisoner will have an incentive to behave in prison, and it allows them back into society on strict monitoring. It's not a guarantee, to earn parole, you must behave very well in prison and show that you're worthy of being released.

Life Without Parole:

Life Imprisonment with no parole eligibility. If you get this, you're spending the rest of your days behind bars no matter what, unless you get the governor of your state to grant you clemency. This is hard to do, and the fact that you're likely a murderer isn't going to earn you much sympathy. But, if you truly can convince the governor you've changed, it might be worth a shot.

Practical Life Sentence

Any sentence that is longer than the prisoner will likely live. Generally, sentences higher than 75 years in prison fit this category, as even a young adult likely won't live to see their release date. These are handed out usually when a person has many crimes stacked against them, with no single one worthy of a life sentence, but adding up to like 100 years.
Two US states have Abolished Life Imprisonment.

Alaska, which still hands out the practical life sentence of 99 years in prison

Connecticut, which has lowered its maximum prison term from life to 25 years.

Also, some states have abolished life without parole, but still hand out life sentences with parole eligibility. These are:

Rhode Island
New York
Illinois
Washington
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 10, 2020
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Pug life

Hey I just got spanked by daddy Pug life
by Anand___ September 26, 2021
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the kid’s life

the kid’s life is hard as hell, due to piling amounts of school work, peer pressure from classmates, and fake friends.
“the kid’s life is hard as hell, so thank god for instagram, iphones, and fries.”
by wokespringboi2000 October 9, 2019
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