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Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same

A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt

the Natalie special 

Whatever freaky shit Natalie comes up with on the fly, you just go with it. Because you are her bitch.
Natalie gave me the Natalie Special last night. The girl is a freak.

Dirty Natalie 

When a girl is vigorously jacking off in class while screaming and sniffs and licks the nast off her hands afterwards
Shit I was in Spanish earlier and scratch and sniff pulled another dirty Natalie
Dirty Natalie by Urfavhater420 February 21, 2024

Leave Natalie Alone 

Leave Natalie alone, you are making her feel unsafe by asking her questions like that. No really leave her alone she does not want to talk to you she is not interested. She is going to call the police if you dont leave her alone.
Leave Natalie Alone by FolgersMan February 11, 2025

citlaly and natalie 

The bestfriends in the world. No not bestfriends, best SISTERS! They are friendship goals. But sadly Natalie switched schools and now Citlaly has 2 boys as reminders of her. Citlaly misses her sister and wishes she would come back. And the sad part is Citlaly and Natalie barely text. Natalie usually texts some boy more than Citlaly. Citlaly feels as if Natalie forgot about her...
Citlaly and Natalie are friendship/sister goals

Doing A Nathaniel 

When you steal your Gran's glass eye and put it up your ass for an entire week
I almost finished Doing A Nathaniel, but my grandma smelt her glass eye all the way from iceland.