Similar to "mutton chops", a semi-popular hair style, "muffin chops" are a pubic hair style popular amongst traditionalists. It is sometimes called the "reverse landing strip" or the "Alaskan Landing Strip".
by Spiffy McFly December 09, 2020
When four or more men start jacking off as fast as they can in a circle with their dics facing a common centre (while standing in a circle) in which a muffin sits on the floor. They all cum on the muffin until only one man is left. He than proceeds to eat the muffin because he ejaculated last. Do advise this activity is very gay.
by Billy jr December 04, 2015
your a fag and your a muffin obiviously.
you taste delicious, just like fags.
to make it simple your just plain weird .
you taste delicious, just like fags.
to make it simple your just plain weird .
by Shay nay nay gurl July 31, 2009
by Senor Swift August 10, 2008
by frogzx May 07, 2011
Fat girl who always wears clothes that is to tight for her letting all her fat hang out. Thinking guys want to get a bite out of her side. When really no one wants to take a bite out of her fat ass.
by Jadla May 02, 2010
an infant muffin, not having yet gone through pan puberty. when you add more eggs and milk to the batter. still infantile.
i.e.- theres alson elderly muffins.
i.e.- theres alson elderly muffins.
by murrygee December 06, 2007