The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.

“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.

by A7hena June 30, 2020

mother fucker huh

confusion

Mother fucker huh

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

The Walk of mother's shame

Just like the walk of shame but when it's your mother

Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.

by Rennnn1121 November 1, 2020

Your Brother A Mother

Even worse than your sister a mister.

Dave:Your Sister A Mister.
Fred:NO, your Brother A Mother.
Dave:Dies in embarrassment.

by jsjdoejhfuheifheuigfyi May 11, 2018

Ur brother be a mother

The ultimate, by many forbidden, one line to destroy someones will to live

Ur mom gay
Ur dad lesbian
Ur granny tranny
Ur grandpas asexual
Ur sister a mister
Ur brother be a mother
"Sad opera music plays as screen turns black and white"

by Stanoje Glavas March 15, 2018

Your brother is a mother

Worst than your sister a mister also causing them to self implode on sight

Carl:your mom gay
Joe:your dad lesbian
Carl:your granny a granny
Joe:Your brother is a mother
Carl:self implodes on sight

by Troll_SHANK March 19, 2018

Ur brother mother

When you are arguing and ur friend says ur sister mister u say ur brother mother. And you win the argument.Simple as that.

Brad:Yo Carl ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Brad:No no u
Carl:Ur dad lesbian

Brad:Your mom and dad both gay together

Carl:Ur granny tranny

Brad:Ur sister mister
Carl:Ur brother mother

Brad:*evaporates*

by Carl6996 March 18, 2018