A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021
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When we say Morning, it's not actually about a single word or single period of time.... But it's all about the beginning... beginning of your day, beginning of everyone's day.....
We all know "Morning shows the day"
To make your day exceptionally great, morning definitely needs to be great.
If we take this morning and day as an analogy to life and it's components, you will find everything has a beginning and an end.
Similarly, Laziness can be an analogy to the negative emotions/situations/obstacles which hold us back sometime to get out goals.
We will not talk about the end and that's not logical also, but we can talk about the beginning and can be there to make your end better.
With this thought, Morning Lazziness is born out to give your morning/beginning a fresh and energetic start with all those positive thoughts, motivation to keep laziness away from you. And all those support to make your day/life brighter.
We all know "Morning shows the day"
To make your day exceptionally great, morning definitely needs to be great.
If we take this morning and day as an analogy to life and it's components, you will find everything has a beginning and an end.
Similarly, Laziness can be an analogy to the negative emotions/situations/obstacles which hold us back sometime to get out goals.
We will not talk about the end and that's not logical also, but we can talk about the beginning and can be there to make your end better.
With this thought, Morning Lazziness is born out to give your morning/beginning a fresh and energetic start with all those positive thoughts, motivation to keep laziness away from you. And all those support to make your day/life brighter.
by Morning Lazziness February 28, 2022
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now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
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