naked monkey

The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.

I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.

by ExNWPers June 28, 2005

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porch monkey

Describes that unprecedented situation, where a monkey's actually placed on a porch, seemingly enjoying itself.

Retard: "Hey John, there's a monkey on that porch."

John: "Yes, that's a porch monkey"

by ILoatheMySelf June 25, 2009

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Monkey's Birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out; it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Forty-n-Eight November 16, 2007

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Monkey Knuckle

1. Buldge made by skin-tight underwear.
2. Showing of male goods with tight pants or shorts worn around lower chest.
3. Male version of camel toe.
see also: snake and eggs

That homo on his skates was showing his monkey knuckle.

by Mo.D. September 15, 2004

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porch monkey

used to describe a black person sitting on his porch all day doing nothing, but it can also refer to a mexican who is outside constantly doing some task that would take a normal person under 10 minutes to do.

a porch monkey could be a mexican working on his car, changing its oil, ALL DAY LONG, with several of his brothers and friends. very annoying when you live next to them and you have to listen to their spanish jibber jabbering all day long. then just when you think they're going to go inside because it's dark, they they bring out a lamp...

by bleh34234 July 06, 2009

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