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Smell the Magic 

She bent over and spread her ass and told me to smell the magic.
Smell the Magic by Dregz the Cat January 8, 2015

puff the magic dragon 

1. the title song of a children's movie. A child with no friends meets the dragon and gets a new friend. This all takes place in a magical town... which the dragon can't leave because if adults see him ... he will be forced to go away. The child is passed over as having an imaginary friend.
2.A reference to smoking pot. as seen in the movie "meet the parents".
Tommy:hay billy guess what I got for my bitrhday?
Billy: I dunna what?
Tommy: A dvd ..."puff the magic dragon".
Billy: cool ... lets go watch it now!

Sue:hay tom did u see meet the parents yet... what's this about puffing the magic dragon?
Tom:I'm not sure ... but it sure made me laugh!

the magic Johnson 

the act in which one has 3 sluts, 2 sluts spinning with there cunts on each index finger like a basketball, then finally the last slut spining on the mans pork sword. just like the famous basketballer magic johnson
"last night I was ballin and picked up hunnies and gave them the magic johnson the bitches thought they were honourary globe trotters."

puff my magic dragon

the mean for "puff my magic dragon" is when u give a man a blow job nasty style.
did u hear wat happened to gil and dena? yesterday at steffans party, they went to the bathroom and she "puffed his magic dragon" for an hour.

my little pony friendship is magic 

the greatest show on earth. haters have never seen it. if they've seen it and still hate it, they have no soul. twilight sparkle, applejack, rainbowdash, pinkie pie, rarity, and fluttershy represent everything friendship is. and therefore, magic.
Brony: Omg, My little pony friendship is magic is so legit
Hater: Ew, what a little kid
Brony: Have you ever seen it?
Hater: Ew, why would I EVER watch THAT show?

22 minutes later

Former Hater: whoa...

Afghan Magic Bullet 

A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.
Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...

Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!
Afghan Magic Bullet by whiskey_6 January 2, 2009