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call your mother

When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone
Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”

Person: “Call your mother, Louis”
by williet hughnot August 4, 2023
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Ur brother's A mother

The ultimate insult. Nothing compares to this. It trumps over ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and makes your grandpap A trap look like "ur stupid".
1: ur mom gay

2: no u

1: well, ur daddy lesbian

2: ur granny tranny

1: noooo, your grandpap A trap

2: you made me do this. (Grows into a giant and raises his hand to the heavens) UR BROTHER'S A MOTHER!!!

(2 brings their hand down and vaporizes 1, then the entire galaxy speeds toward andromeda galaxy at the speed of light, causing a massive black hole that swallows the universe.)
by HappyWalrus May 13, 2018
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mothers death wish

collective ignorance, psycological abandonment of enlightenmnet, liberation, human consciousness on earth. a shared will by deraged trogledytes to evacuate the garden of eden, or whats lef tof it to meet their maker seperated from their brothers and sisters, the sky the wind and rain and all the plants and animals we have been so undeservedly endowed with
John: is billy coming out to party? christine likes him and i told him i'd introduce him to coke.

Jeff: no he's actually spending the weekend at a biblical retreat, niggas got a bad case of mothers death wish.
by el padrone November 10, 2019
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Your brother is a mother

Worst than your sister a mister also causing them to self implode on sight
Carl:your mom gay
Joe:your dad lesbian
Carl:your granny a granny
Joe:Your brother is a mother
Carl:self implodes on sight
by Troll_SHANK March 19, 2018
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mother of bloody pearl

Some wacky statement that falls out of Kelsey's mouth every once in a while.
Mother of bloody pearl this guy is annoying.
by PSlayer May 14, 2015
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the mother of many people

"the mother of many people" is when ur mom just can't deside what man she wants. So she fricks them all! But that isn't so great for u... Beacause turns out your enemy is ur sister!
"hey can i come to ur place?" "Sure, here's my mom's number give it to urs." "that's the same number as my mom!!!" "i guess are mother is the mother of many people :)" these lovers were actually cousin!!!
by kook._.e September 19, 2021
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queen mother's grin

The "U" shaped yellow piss attain around a well used WC. It means any yellow stain on a floor but particularly around a water closet.
We will have to replace this flooring your majesty, the lino around the bog is like the queen mother's grin.
by Randy Bumgardner October 25, 2015
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