Andes Mountains

Literal stretch of dirt poor Caucasian trailer trash that spams Perú, Bolivia and Ecuador.

Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.

Andes Mountains have some dirt poor Caucasians, particularly in Perú, Bolivia, Ecuador.

Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.

Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 5, 2024

spruce mountain high school

Spruce mountain is a school filled with lowlife soon to be dropouts, and petty pick me girls

“i hate spruce mountain high school you all are a bunch of cry baby ass eaters who can’t do simple math”

by IDONTLIKEYALL November 11, 2021

mountain mace

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)

I can't see; I just mountain maced myself

by Carl Cock February 28, 2017

Mountain Bike

Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike

“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking”
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.

by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022

Brokeback Mountain

Variation of the Cowgirl sex position where the guy puts his dick
in the girl's ass rather than her pussy.

I asked my husband if he wanted me to do cowgirl, but instead he asked for

Brokeback Mountain.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

mountain quail

The sexiest quail known to man.

Damn did you see how sexy that mountain quail was.

by Strpojek the strojek March 1, 2022

Rocky Mountain Sunrise

A rocky mountain is a are and solid shit, sometimes containing peanuts found an a sleeping victims chest. The "sunrise" is often added to the end of the phrase when the victims mountains are also urinated on.

Not to be confused with a Snowy Rocky Mountain, which is a shit with powdered sugar or semen on it.

Dude, Darryl gave us all a Rocky Mountain Sunrise. What a sick bastard.

by SouthParkSkiInstructor August 21, 2012