Metrotranny

1. A person who is more dense than a subatomic particle.
2. A person who's train of thought is a monorail.
3. Another way of managing four things at once
4. A person who is so dense, they think they're gay even though they're obviously not.

Check out that Metrotranny over there!
You mean that gay guy?
No, I've met that guy before, he's not gay... He's just in desperate need of a friend... you should go talk to him.
I don't want to. He's wierd.

by TPaine1979 December 2, 2010

Metrowomen

A straight women that has the stereotypical personality traits of a lesibian. A forever "tomboy"

Metrowomen-a women who likes guys but acts like them. prefers the company of men. Can not stand the company of "girly" women for extended periods of time.

by metchick January 17, 2011

Metrotextual

A man why texts, IMs, emails, or what have you, but in an overtly feminine way.

-"hey man, what's good?"
-"nm just chillin with Karen ^____^"
-"Dude, that smiley is way metrotextual."

by AMMRVA April 26, 2011

metronomize

To play or practice music with a metronome.

This piece could use to be metronomized.

by Mitchg1 October 30, 2011

metroglyph

Graffiti writing left by vandals, commonly referred to as 'tagging'.

Bro, check out the sic metroglyph on that train car.

by riselordvader75 March 12, 2012

Metrohubby

A Metrosexual husband

I am going with my metrohubby to the theatre tonight

by Suzie Says So October 9, 2012

metropolitan caveman

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.

Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman

by Swaggakidfosho December 18, 2013