bagged lunch

jerking off into a condom

she pissed me off so i sent her home with a bagged lunched

by rodan October 14, 2004

lunchbox

The act of a man covering his genitals with his hands, while asking people to "guess what's in my lunchbox" before putting peer pressure on the person stupid enough to answer correctly (penis, genitals, dick etc.) to force them to give him oral sex.

He walked around the party, stark bollock naked, playing lunchbox on all the women. The person who guessed was actually an eight year old girl who he demanded should pay him lip service

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

lunchbox

A small weinered round little toad who ditches all his friends for the first girl to give him pussy.

Hey Lunchbox stop being a bitch.

by Daddy November 10, 2003

luncheon truncheon

its the bit that likes to hang around between a blokes legs, between his balls and his bellybutton, unless he's weird and deformed in case you should probably stop looking.. or asking for that matter. freak.

Cyril nearly knocked Wendy out with his luncheon truncheon as they ran naked through the field...

by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 21, 2004

Lunch Money Stealer

One who makes people sad or upset. Such as the feeling when a little kid's lunch money gets jacked.

Poor things feelings got hurt by that damnlunch money stealer.:(

Girl, he made you cry? We'll beat the shit outta that lunch money stealer.

by Longlegs26 May 2, 2007

Lunch Box Lancers

A group of males who bat for the other team

Have heart brave knights for our French foes are not stout of heart and will not withstand our assault for they are a bunch of Lunch Box Lancers, taken from Richard III

by A Wright June 30, 2007

lunch puncher

While eating at a meal, some jackass hits you in the testicles, causing you to vomit all over everyone including the giver of the punch.

yo man i lunch puncher that fag today

by RowRow77 January 3, 2008