Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

Looking like a Randy

When a dude is looking like a real new balance wearing,jort wearing, grillin, hot rod button up shirt kind of guy.

Look at that fine specimen of a Man looking like a Randy over there. Just mowed his lawn and now he’s a grillin for the whole damn neighborhood!

by Kev the clown May 6, 2022

Look at that jiffy

A phrase like used as "back in a jiffy" this means wow look how fast they are.

Look at that Jiffy!!

by Dora who loves her cousin March 21, 2021

Look at my ass

Means you are annoying/You hated me and now my ass is bigger than yours and I have glowed up(sentence NOT meant to insult any Sallies I needed a name for example)

"Look at my ass Sally, you don't deserve my friendship or companionship

by TheSpicyBisexualRavenclaw November 1, 2020

Look out the window

A way to tell someone to be ready for something bad to come when you are not in a good position to fight back.

Bullied guy( lets call him Ivan): *talks*
friend of bullied guy (lets call him Max): Ivan, look out the window, the delinquents are coming for you...
Ivan: Oh sh*t, WHAT Do I DO??

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019