lemon

a sour fruit

when life gives you lemons you squiz them in peoples eyes.

by roll20000 June 13, 2023

Iowa lemon fart

During sex one shits on a lemon slice and smears it on their sexual partner

Ex.

Suzy: god Becca is such a slut she let Rory Iowa lemon fart her

Lisa: she such a skeez

by https//:freestds.edu June 20, 2023

lemon bumper

A slur usually used for gay women.

"Wow, look at those lemon bumpers."

by sixmisfortunes June 30, 2023

Lemon sex

When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon

I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”

by LemonSex March 17, 2023

Lemon

Lemon is the kid friendly way of saying smut. You can often see it in wattpad stories of Y/N x Character or basically anything.

Melody: Hey Toaster! What ya doin?
Todd: Oh, hi Mel. I was on wattpad seeing story about facts and then I realized that I was reading a story full of lemons.
Melody: Jesus Christ! Hope your not traumatized from it!

by Rory.bug March 18, 2023

Lemon pound Cakery

The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.

Daylight lemon pound cakery! They busted by house and stole my wad of cash under my damned nose, and ate my mammas cake!

by Alicatz March 27, 2023

gone off lemon juice

When you leave lemon juice out too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off lemon juice tastes like acid.

by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023