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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
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cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"
Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat
by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015
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Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.
Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.
by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024
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haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.
I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.
by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015
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log

A MASSIVE TURD (sore to push out) OYA FECKER
mate i’ve just clogged your toilet with a log
by milson jim’s dog July 2, 2020
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waste log

The act of throwing something away that was once of great importance.
"Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "

-Delaney Crawford
by Waste logged May 3, 2017
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Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.
Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.
by anonymous July 26, 2023
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