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kirsten johnson

A tall beautiful independent woman with a lot of confidence. She is very different to others and enjoys standing out. She will be shy at first but when you meet her, you will never want to leave her. She will always put others first and go out of her way to help anybody. She notices bad vibes straight away and keeps out of trouble. She is a unique, loyal and generous person and her bubbly personality will keep you laughing all night!
“Who’s that stunner over there?”
“That’s Kirsten Johnson!”
by Nestrik nosonhoj November 4, 2020
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Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues
I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson
by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024
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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome
Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
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A Bobby Johnson

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020
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ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's
Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.
by moth4lampzzz June 5, 2020
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johnson

a penis akaJohnson
get my Johnson wet
by igotaboner June 6, 2016
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Stacc Johnson

Jimmy: Damn that girl is a Stacc Johnson
by Yamanzzz November 30, 2019
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