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Johnson Street Walk

Peeing while walking down a sidewalk
Jeff didn't have time to find a bathroom so he did the Johnson Street walk on the way home.
by Johnson Street Walk July 15, 2016
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Johnson

usually used for a last name, rarely used for the word penis or long john.
"can you please, put your Johnson away, sir."
by EST_stockier1 December 9, 2019
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Johnson Sir

Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick
by Anson Jai November 24, 2021
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Johnson's Corollary

Johnson's Corollary to Godwin's Law states that as a discussion on the Internet grows longer, the likelihood of a person using a meme in place of a rational argument increases. That means that as more people talk on the Internet for a longer time, it becomes more and more likely that someone will use a meme instead of a rational argument to make their point. Johnson's Corollary further states that the use of a meme signals that the one introducing the meme has lost the argument.
Using a meme to "disprove" global warming is pure Johnson's Corollary.
That guy was making some good points until he brought in the meme making fun of Trump. Johnson's Corollary all the way.
She was winning the argument until she went all Johnson's Corollary with the memes.
by English As A First Language October 9, 2019
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Chase Johnson

A man who is hung up on the same girl for a long time, as well as having anger issues, a massive forehead, and is a backstaber to dear friends
Your being a real Chase Johnson right now dude!
by Thatguy2827 March 23, 2023
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R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
by Chris Miller March 22, 2023
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Ellie Johnson

The other girlfriend of the notorious, Caleb Webb, who might I add is quite the silver stallion.
Will: "godamnnn did you hear that Caleb's dating both Ellie Johnson and Lily!!!!"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"
by flattenedpenny679 October 23, 2022
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