Blond Jesus

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

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jesus wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.

friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.

by Jesuswipe123 October 8, 2020

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NamSeokJiChuus Chris is Goddess Jihyo's son.

It happened one day when the CEO of BlockBerry Creative, BigHit, YG and JYP had some hentai and then NamSeokJiChuus Chris was born. People say it's actually a shit by fans "a mix of names" BUT NO!!!

NamSeokJiChuus Chris said stan LOONA and Stray Kids

X: What is the most powerful thing in this world?

Me: Oh. It's Kpop's Jesus! NamSeokJiChuus Chris! Now stan loona

by Jinsoul is my waifu December 23, 2019

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Pink Jesus

A term used for Pepto Bismol

Meagan: my stomach hurts.

Jayson: you need Pink Jesus.

by BUTT0N September 18, 2019

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Jesus hanger

A cross.

She had blingy jesus hangers all over her butt.

by fuzzybuzzz February 11, 2013

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Jesus high

A wonderful, joyfilled peace and completely overwhelming sense of knowing and feeling the love of God envelope you. This often happens after meditating on God's Word/the Bible, singing praise or worship songs, or realizing and thanking God for all His goodness and the things He has carried you through. There is no better high like a Jesus high.

I used to be a pot head but then I finally quit because I got more into Jesus. He changed my life! Jesus highs are free and will not go away in Heaven! He really loves you, too, bro!

by I love rabbits January 9, 2022

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