A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
by Savemebarry November 09, 2015
A situation in which you out run a ridiculous amount enemies without dying.
Mainly used in video games.
Mainly used in video games.
by GrimmWhiskey March 16, 2016
When someone is smoking a ciggarete, and you ask for twos or last drags, they offer you jesus drags. Jesus did not smoke, so they mean they will not save you any.
by hateallblacks July 04, 2009
by Keepurselfsafe August 30, 2018
Forgives the sins of War criminals, so they may commit war crimes without prosecution and return to Valhalla. Civilians will now be known as "Acceptable Casualties".
Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.
Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.
by Geneva Jesus November 14, 2019
When your in the middle of fucking and realize that you are not holy and Jesus would not want you fucking for pleasure
Damn I was having the best sex of my life until I thought about Jesus. I guess I was hit with the Ruckus and Jesus
by Fidget spinner licker April 01, 2019
by Decimator June 26, 2011