Cage thing

See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!

*The next day*

Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."

God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."

Adam "Bye Snake!"😁

Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨

Eve 😐

Lucifer 😒

*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒

Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊

Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*

Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."

Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*

Eve "Oh..." 😕

Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."

Eve "But... What will happen?"

Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."

Eve "I don't know..."

Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰

Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"

Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*

Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025

Thing-ey-me-bober

Thing-ey-me-bober was deriged from the word thing-e-me-bober(Leigh B& associates)which definition can be found on this site.*NOTE* some ppl may take affence to this word because it is deriged from the word thing-e-me-bober which is deriged for the word thing-e-me-chose.

Look at that thing-ey-me-bober!!
That's a weird thing-ey-me-bober!

by Taylor M.S March 31, 2005

no thing

a situation that has insufficient evidence to be illegal.

The fight in the Grand Market Place at USC was a no thing.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

the guy writing this thing

Hello. Means someone who is looking at it

you are looking the guy writing this thing

by anonymous April 1, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles & William Ray Norwood Junior Are Thing One & Thing Two<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Things

When someone doesn't put an apostrophe on "thing's" to make it a contraction of "Thing" and "is", so they type the plural version of "thing", possibly confusing other people in the process.

Person 1: Dude, that things going to the moon!

Person 2: It's one thing.

Person1:Yeah, I know.

Person 2: God damn it, you're supposed to say "thing's", not "things", that's just confusing.

by BowserFromSonic July 16, 2019