Irish Rudder

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs the arm which is not partaking in the masturbation process and rubs it.

Joe gave Xav an Irish Rudder. He was trying to give a Dutch Rudder but that's typical of Joe.

by fishcat123 September 21, 2011

irish amnesia

The inability to remember anything except family disputes from over 20 years ago.

Uncle Sean has Irish amnesia.

by ewcollins September 20, 2016

Irish Blubber

When a pale-skinned girl or guy who appears of average size turns out to have a memory-foam texture. Hug at your own risk. Provides warmth while never really appearing sweaty.

"Wasn't Becky Sue cold when she swam in that water?"- Guy 1
"Nah dude, she's got that Irish Blubber."- Guy 2

by boobalyboo March 30, 2011

Irish backstop

A sexual position similar to a Dallas filet (aka anal reverse cowgirl), except that the woman sticks her arms out behind her and the man grasps her hands in his, with their fingers interlaced; this allows him to support and guide her movements, and signals intimacy. A recommended starter position for anal novices. Can also be performed by two men, by two women with a strap-on, or by a man and woman in reversed roles with the aid of a strap-on.

"OMG, I just walked in on Colleen doing the Irish backstop with Seamus!"

by The Olc-Glas December 31, 2018

irish pillowcase

The disposable paper that covers toilet seats.

I was so wasted last night that I woke up with an Irish pillowcase on my forehead this morning.

by TruChristian August 12, 2016

Irish goal

In soccer or any other sport with a goal net, when a shot flies harmlessly over the goal. In Gaelic football, such a shot would be worth a point.

What a lovely Irish goal

by larryofthelemurs July 9, 2011

Irish SoulPatch

Bruising of the forward facing part of the chin, creating a large circular or oval black spot resembling a soulpatch. Usually from fights or random punching of the chin area.

I decided to sneak around my friend denis and give him an enormous nipple twister, simply because he had it coming to him, little did I know he would punch back resulting in me having an Irish soulpatch for the weekend.

by chacharron macharron October 1, 2009