irish amnesia

The inability to remember anything except family disputes from over 20 years ago.

Uncle Sean has Irish amnesia.

by ewcollins September 20, 2016

Irish Rudder

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs the arm which is not partaking in the masturbation process and rubs it.

Joe gave Xav an Irish Rudder. He was trying to give a Dutch Rudder but that's typical of Joe.

by fishcat123 September 21, 2011

Irish Blubber

When a pale-skinned girl or guy who appears of average size turns out to have a memory-foam texture. Hug at your own risk. Provides warmth while never really appearing sweaty.

"Wasn't Becky Sue cold when she swam in that water?"- Guy 1
"Nah dude, she's got that Irish Blubber."- Guy 2

by boobalyboo March 30, 2011

Irish backstop

A sexual position similar to a Dallas filet (aka anal reverse cowgirl), except that the woman sticks her arms out behind her and the man grasps her hands in his, with their fingers interlaced; this allows him to support and guide her movements, and signals intimacy. A recommended starter position for anal novices. Can also be performed by two men, by two women with a strap-on, or by a man and woman in reversed roles with the aid of a strap-on.

"OMG, I just walked in on Colleen doing the Irish backstop with Seamus!"

by The Olc-Glas December 31, 2018

irish pillowcase

The disposable paper that covers toilet seats.

I was so wasted last night that I woke up with an Irish pillowcase on my forehead this morning.

by TruChristian August 12, 2016

Irish goal

In soccer or any other sport with a goal net, when a shot flies harmlessly over the goal. In Gaelic football, such a shot would be worth a point.

What a lovely Irish goal

by larryofthelemurs July 9, 2011

Irish SoulPatch

Bruising of the forward facing part of the chin, creating a large circular or oval black spot resembling a soulpatch. Usually from fights or random punching of the chin area.

I decided to sneak around my friend denis and give him an enormous nipple twister, simply because he had it coming to him, little did I know he would punch back resulting in me having an Irish soulpatch for the weekend.

by chacharron macharron October 1, 2009