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Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out
Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro
by KingofWheat July 3, 2020
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put you deep

to become aware or hip of what's happening, typically to introduce an important happening
Let me put you deep on something..,
by Henry_1az March 17, 2021
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Balls Deep Burial

When the ass is so fucking stretched that it goes ALL the way in and gets a bit of the balls too, maybe the balls of this dick is comnected to the dick in such a way to where it's like connected to the cock and some of the ball sack gets sucked into the ass. Because like, if you are goin in, Boom, Dick. Balls. Allll the way in. What's left to go in but the balls, the closest dangly thing on your... body? Cuz you're not gonna get anymore! Everything else is too BIG on the body, that's the ONLY thing left, at some point the ballsack is just gonna go oowwowoOAOAAHOOHHH
I buried my balls into this asshole so fucking deep that i call that shit a balls deep burial.
by Brand Aid February 28, 2021
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Dirty Deep Dish

whenever a woman (or man) presses the lower stomach fat together in order to create a verticle crease in the skin; the male partner then pours a lubicrant on the skin and then rubs his penis inbetween the crease. Very similar to a boob job.
"So how was your night with Jane?"

"Oh it was awesome! She was a little chubby so I could give her a dirty deep dish."
by Boscxx March 2, 2017
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balls deep in a damien

when you are really, really in trouble.
When you mom counts down from 3 you should say "Balls deep in a Damien!"
by juoemama August 8, 2022
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Deep dog turkey

Butt fucking a turkey and tieing zip ties around it to add pressure
You : My and my family deep doged that turkey on thanksgiving!
Me : I love to deep dog turkey
by DeepDogTurkeyLover69 October 7, 2021
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Deep fried cap

comes from the word 'cap' which means a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie, a statement so false it is insulting to even speak it.
guy 1: No joke I hooked up with Ashley last night
guy 2: thats deep fried cap no way you could
by comediccough December 1, 2020
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