Bed Weasel

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.

Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!

by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018

Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.

Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.

by HS----8 March 11, 2017

bent bed

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.

Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.

by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018

breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.

She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed

by kcdawg May 7, 2016

bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn

Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here

by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016

SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.

Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.

by Bumbelina August 24, 2016

bed milk

Bed milk is when you splurge on the bed while masterbating to a inflated sex toy.

In used my new sex toy and at late at night I splurged all over my bed giving my washing machine a wet sensation of Bed Milk.😂

by Bed Milk August 21, 2016