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Abomination Intellectuals

Prima facie intellectual people who are conveniently and absurdly hyperintellectual when it comes to carrying out their interests and suddenly without warning sharply anti-intellectual when it comes to protecting their perceived sources of income, donors/patrons/supporters, inter alia. In other words, a hack.
Example 1)

Abomination Intellectual (i.e. A Hack; Satire of an Intellectual Person): "place A is bad, they killed thousands of people via poisoned toothpicks"

Questioner (i.e. Actual Intellectual Person): "place B who funded your talk killed thousands of people via poisoned straws."

Questioner Thinking: "Why are there so many of these abomination intellectuals, fake people, charlatans? who regulates these people?"

Abomination Intellectual: "The hour is up, thank you for coming to my talk." (i.e. the irony is that neglectful silence is anti-intellectual)

Example 2) Abomination Intellectual: "Give me your money and i'll silence your critics intellectually giving you the space to enjoy your ill gotten gains, while the attention is all on me."
by Gemma5702 December 16, 2021
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eminent intellectual

An intellectual is someone who spends a lot of time studying and thinking about complicated ideas.
Highly respected person.
Our ancestors were eminent intellectual.
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Directory intelligence

Directory intelligence is the strategies and technologies for analyzing and improving your company’s directory data to create a more efficient digital workplace.
Directory intelligence is about using your directory data in new and better ways.
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Pseudo-intellectual

An individual who spends more time trying to flex their intellect rather than actually wanting to learn. Pseudo-intellectuals aren't unintelligent or uneducated per se, however the crux of the issue is that they are not as intelligent as they are letting on. For example, to be an intellect on a specific subject, an intellectual would read multiple books or articles then study them in order to retain all the information. A pseudo-intellectual would read one article and label themselves an expert on the subject.
Ways to spot a pseudo-intellectual

1. Plagiarising
2. Quoting
3. Using advanced language to make themselves sound smart, but fails because they use the word incorrectly
4. They use their knowledge as a weapon. For example smart people want to pass on the knowledge they have to other people to inform them on a certain subject. Pseudo-intellectuals on the other hand seek to impress and show off, so put others down to increase their feelings of superiority and lower the self worth of others for their own personal gain
5. They like to start arguments whether it is on politics, philosophy, religion or science, but it ends up backfiring on them due to only retaining snippets of information on these topics, but not the full story, whereas their opponent has been pre-educated before the debate and read multiples books and sources on the topic throughly, thus absolutely thrashing the pseudo-intellectual in a debate. Ultimately never begin a debate on something you know nothing about because people will get the impression thag you're just desperate to flex your knowledge when there probably isn't much of it.
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
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humorically intelligent

This is to explain if someone has a good sense of humour and is intelligent enough to identify deep layered jokes.
After telling my joke last night at the party, no one laughed except for Alyxx. I knew those guys were not humorically intelligent.
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no intelligence fandom

No intelligence fandom aka blinks ,fans of the most overrated kpop group of all time. They are bunch of 12 years olds who stream blackpink's dance videos and make fake achievements about their fave being the biggest group when in reality 4th gen groups easily outsell them .They also don't know the definition of good music
The no intelligence fandom is getting brave y'all 💀
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idiotically intelligent

Idiotically intelligent means that in dumb situations like setting a can of soup on fire with pepper spray you know what to do and you're smart in that situation.

We can also mean two smart to be done but too dumb to be smart
Do you know how that squirrel jumped through Emma's window and snatched her pizza she was so idiotically intelligent by smacking the squirrel with a book

becky's idiotically intelligent
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