Where a man is sexually deprived and leads his fun to nature.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.
Dave: Hey Jim. Have you ever put your penis between a split tree and thrusted between it?
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.
by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009
Get the Wood thrustingmug. Not only is this person notorious for his handsome good looks but he also has an amazing personality And can make anyone laugh within a couple minutes of talking to him. However, Ryan Woods is typically found attracting unworthy women or "thots" as some would say. Luckily, he doesn't always let them get advantage over him. Basically, if you have gotten with a ryan woods, consider yourself lucky.
"Wow she seems happy , what did she do last night?"
"You didn't hear... she got with Ryan Woods..."
"FUCK THAT BITCH"
"You didn't hear... she got with Ryan Woods..."
"FUCK THAT BITCH"
by Bellaminnnn January 29, 2017
Get the Ryan Woodsmug. the word is a derivative of Jiz. its used by tree surgeons about wood which has no significat value for burning or selling. it also produces sap which get on your hands and clothes and is sticky like jiz.
by harry the jizermy azabajarney June 2, 2009
Get the Jizermey Woodmug. Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?
John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?
Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.
John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?
Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.
by broski16 March 17, 2010
Get the Tiger Woods Diseasemug. Person 1- Dude, Tom totally got a wood shampoo from Tres!
Person 2- Well, he had to earn that trust somehow
Person 2- Well, he had to earn that trust somehow
by stuckatKAF April 25, 2010
Get the wood shampoomug. a sadness developed after being found out for profoundly bad behavior and being ostrasized,talked about and made fun of until you cry in public and say you will leave to work on "issues."
Damn man, yo must be tiger woods sad after that stripper turned out to be your old math teacher. You know, the dude that looks like a lady!
by caramelthinker December 14, 2009
Get the tiger woods sadmug. The mental idea or feeling that things are going so well, that you deserve or believe can get away with anything, and that there is no way things can possibly go wrong. Ironically this usually leads to a huge downfall, that is most likely caused by a woman.
Man 1: "I can't believe what happened to him"
Man 2: "Yea he had everything he could ever want then he messed it up over a female"
Man 1: "Thats the Tiger Woods Complex for ya"
Man 2: "Yea he had everything he could ever want then he messed it up over a female"
Man 1: "Thats the Tiger Woods Complex for ya"
by VennMC July 19, 2010
Get the Tiger Woods Complexmug.