Silk and Hammer

give it to her soft and hard and she will stay with you

I gave her that silk and hammer

by TurtleCrack September 21, 2022

hammer

an extremely large penis

Wow he’s got a fat hammer!!

by hammer man May 11, 2019

hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

by Donna Su July 13, 2006

Flash Hammered

When consuming alcohol or cannabis and your body absorbs it as an abnormal rate. You become speedily inebriated and it takes you by surprise .

Jerry butt chugged that merlot and he’s trashed already. Dude got flash hammered!

by Seagullpants August 22, 2021

bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head

she was so bloom hammered last night!

by iamadictonary March 1, 2011

Deadblow hammer

Just as you blow your load, you punch her in the back of the head, knocking her out! Run like a plankton!! 10 mins away

I Deadblow hammer fullballs stepdaughter and run the for Hillary and Scarborough!

by Plancton from Hillary or scabs November 28, 2018

Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.

He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.

by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017