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hockley

A mad druggo, who's tick debt has more numbers then the chinese population, the only thing a hockley loves more then munging some dirty ket is a few dirty hookers
Mall Rat: hey hockley, can you buy me darts?
Hockley: FUCK OFF YA DIRTY MALL RAT, YEAH THE MALL, PASS US THE SYNTH PIPE YA DOG CUNT
by wedgieblacksmith July 25, 2017
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honkey

Term used by African-Americans to describe people of European races. Is meant in a derogatory manner, although most white people will not be offended.
Tyrone: Wassup my nigga, Leroy's shits all fucked up, honkey muthafuckas gave him 25 for rapin that white bitch

Rufus: Dayum

Lareece: Shit, crackas be holdin this nigga down
by meester p July 21, 2007
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bathing suit hickey

Action doll of the legend James Hickey with pool-side accesories. Comes complete with plastic sun lounger and pint glass.
I've got the new Bathing Suit Hickey, i know its a doll but he looks so sexy in that bathing suit!

My Bathing Suit Hickey is passed out on the side of the pool cos he drunk too much!
by hickdogg June 7, 2005
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Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"
by Charles October 14, 2004
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Honkey Tonk Encore

A word to imagine a pisstaking honkey tonk encore playing in the background where you are not just cutting it fine to make an event, you are in real danger of not making it. Usually imagined where JUST when you really don't need it, an extra obstruction on the road blocks your path to wherever you need to get to.
(Two football fans driving to Yeovil Town away from up North)

' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'
by mids99 November 9, 2009
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Hotkey

"He dropped after i pressed the hotkey."
by Wolf__757 July 18, 2017
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Miss Hockett

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.
by Tony January 28, 2004
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