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hammers

to give recognition to a person for crafting something of a high standard.
"Hammers to John for building that solid skate ramp."
by lisasimpson May 27, 2013
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Full of Hammers

ADJ

1.- To tell many lies or untruths.
2.To be inebriated to a point of rambling.

Origin Hitchin Hertfordshire 2011
"i don't believe a word of that, you're full of hammers matey"

"Went out, saw a few friends got full of hammers and came home early the next day"
by redc85 January 16, 2014
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piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably
Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor
by Bacrow October 28, 2013
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Cross Hammered

A person who is high and drunk at the same time.
"Dude go home you are totally cross hammered"
by CobaltSSturbo October 28, 2013
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hammer juice

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.
by Ed Richards November 10, 2013
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Hammer hammer hammer hammer

To 'twerk' in an uncontrollable manner... a nearly hypnotic clapping motion of the gluteus maximu. Often, eyes are rolled back into head. Facial expression is one of utter hysteria.

If 'hammering' in the vertical position, feet placed firmly on the ground, then arms must be jutted out in front, post pivitolly axial to the gluteus and distal to the bonhomie. The hands overlap each other and point as far back as they can in relation to the arms. Elbows are almost always straight.

If in the inverted position, feet in the air or on an object (i.e. refrigerator or bobcat truck) and hands firmly on the ground, then the legs can either windmill wildly, or juxtapose the position of the arm and 'hammer hand position'.

The act of Hammer hammer hammer hammer is ALWAYS performed in the presence of upbeat ghetto beats and a firmly gripped stainless steal hammer. Cutout cardboard friends are optional.

Note: See definition for 'arm and hammer hand position'
Note: See definition for 'twerk'
Look at Tyler go, Hammer hammer hammer hammer!

What a great Hammer hammer hammer hammer Shasta has.
by Beedie Black November 21, 2013
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hammer slurper

Someone who likes to gorf big objects.
by Bob Trifidovilodou November 27, 2013
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