mammer hammer

when a girl or guy hits a girl's boobs... kinda similar to how guys and girls hit a guy's balls.

you better watch out or i'm gonna mammer hammer you!

by downtownyouthcenter May 7, 2007

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hammer longballo

some player✌️

hammer longballo is some player✌️

by realhammerlongballo November 30, 2020

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Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

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Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013

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green hammer

A term used to describe how drunk you are. If you are very drunk, the 'green hammer' will exit your body.

I pissed a green hammer!

by notjoe July 29, 2008

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gargantuan hammer

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)

"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"

by suferdude90266 November 4, 2021

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