fries

in South africs crayfish were/are given to fishermen instrad of a salary

he received his "fries" . After catching a hundred crayfish hr was allowed to go home with a ten.

by truthdigger October 30, 2017

Fries

When you fry a rat in cheese oil

did you fry those fries?

by njdskjfndsjfnds November 14, 2022

fries

fries is the remains of a brutaly murdered potato, they are tasty tho... I mean, just imagine a cute lil' potato getting put on a cutterboard and then just brutaly sliced in pieces.

person1: I want to get some fries
person2: YOU EVIL!

by marsmewow December 08, 2020

Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 09, 2018

double fried

In which you get a sunburn, on top of a healing sunbirn that has begun to peel

Jerry: Man i really fucked up
Jack: how so?
Jerry: i got double fried because i forgot to bring sunscreen again

by Kitten_Pop June 12, 2021

Salted Carmel Fries

When you insert Salted Burger king fries inside a Woman's buttocks (Normally African American), and the Salted Fries get lost inside of her anus never to be seen again until her next defecation. After defecation, you fish the fries out of the feces to make a nice side dish for your friends and family.

Go to the Burger King on 3rd Street, pick up some Salted Fries. I need to cook up some Salted Carmel Fries for my little sister's third birthday.

by David Looptocus March 25, 2024

Sucks Major French Fries

An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".

Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."

by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009