by Decimator June 28, 2011
Get the Jesus tv mug.Kids with blue eyes and blonde hair, who's parents may have the same trait, and come from the south and brag about how awesome jesus is, even though deep down their awful people.
That new kid from georia is such a Jesus Whompper. He said Jesus loves everyone just before he laughed at the mentally challenged kids.
by carlitohasballs April 7, 2009
Get the Jesus Whompper mug.When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.
Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"
Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019
Get the Jesus in a wheelchair? mug.The art of speakers visbaly moving back and forth whilst a low frequency is playing through them. Typically in a studio environment.
by Alphx February 28, 2019
Get the jesus wobbin mug.To fix a problem that has been stumping someone else in an incredibly simplistic way on your first try, often by hitting or touching the object in question. The method used to fix the device may have already been tried multiple times, but just didn't work until you came along. This is reminiscent of how Jesus Christ supposedly healed the sick just by touching them.
My car horn was broken for months, but Tanner Jesus-fixed it on the first time he pushed it.
My friend's phone wasn't working for hours yesterday, but I came in and Jesus-fixed it when I turned it off and on even though she had already tried that five times.
My friend's phone wasn't working for hours yesterday, but I came in and Jesus-fixed it when I turned it off and on even though she had already tried that five times.
by DaskinRobins October 7, 2011
Get the Jesus-fix mug.When someone is smoking a ciggarete, and you ask for twos or last drags, they offer you jesus drags. Jesus did not smoke, so they mean they will not save you any.
by hateallblacks July 4, 2009
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by fuzzybuzzz February 11, 2013
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