failed friendship

When you dont fuck with a bitch no more!

Failed friendship -

When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"

by Jalan666 August 22, 2017

Failbook

a webshite where people enslave themselves their families and friends when they sign the user agreement contract.

also knowen as slavebook

Look Little Stew just signed up as a slave on failbook ... aww poor little fodder

by dimension-next August 29, 2017

failbail

The required definition must sufficiently explain any individual's wishes not to accept any responsibility for their own actions. Usually in the context of having a supreme advantage yet still failing.

Dad: "I'm sorry to hear that about your most recent experience, son."
"Dad! You don't need to title your quotations!"
Dad: "Never the further context with you is it? Dummy."
"Sorry Dad but that was a your failbail".
Dad:"Mmhm."

by TheManFromAtlantis May 25, 2018

Fail Parade

when a series of things that could go wrong do, causing the day or week or lifetime to be a complete and utter failure.

1 - Shit man, what are the odds that many things would go wrong?
2 - yeah, classic Fail Parade.

by Electric Whizbanger 9001 June 11, 2018

Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen

Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first

by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018

Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.

Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018

Failbob

Living Devil that likes to get little kids into sexual activities. Lies and cheating are its daily activities. Dont not trust for this disgusting shit.

That person is just like a Failbob

by Suicidal ShitLord May 11, 2018