Frog On A Mirtazapine

When you are sleep but stay awake.

Person 1: Hey brother, are you still awake?
Person 2: Yes...I am a Frog On A Mirtazapine.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 3, 2025

Vaginal Frog Wednesday

A weekly celebration of people with vaginas who like frogs.

"Happy Vaginal frog Wednesday"
"you just made that up didn't you"

by goicker March 10, 2023

frog squash

A man and woman (or another man) get naked and get in a "leap frog" position but instead of jumping over he penetrates her asshole.

"Dude, she totally didn't expect me frog squashing her when she bent over.

by Apotheosis_Psycho November 2, 2013

frogs

wholsome :)))

Milly:frogs are very wholesome
Me:Ik

by CrystalKid July 21, 2021

kill the frog

To explain a joke or overanalyse any source of humour, especially when doing so renders it unfunny.
Taken from the expression commonly ascribed to E.B. White: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process."

Joke teller: "haha, do you get it? Because that's the only reason a chicken would reasonably WANT to cross a road, regardless of any extra context."
Joke recipient: "way to kill the frog..."

by ruby_wired September 28, 2023

Poison Dart Frog Theory

The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.

Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.

by Welder69 December 20, 2023

Frogged

Replacement for “fucked” safe to use around religious friends and family

“Seriously get frogged dude.” “That’s frogged up” “I frogged that guy” “it was frogged how that happened”

by Jadebabeprincesspeach January 20, 2024