Flash Bang

-verb. When you are blind to the fact that a female is, in fact, a grenade and deaf to your friends telling you she is.

Conor, that 'nade is flash banging the shit out of you. Stop dancing with her!
No Bro. She's Hot.
Yeah bro I lied. Tap it like an iPod... You poor, poor ginger...

by AugieDoggie9 March 10, 2011

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flashbanged myself

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.

I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.

by DAMU21 April 26, 2011

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Flash

“Flash” is another term that originated from rock climbing. The term “flash” is used to describe a flawless climb. A climber can say that they flashed a climb if they went from bottom to top without hesitating or taking any falls.

I just flashed that 5.11 climb, did you see that? I’m the man!

by Csal May 30, 2011

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