Finger Baking

Finger baking is a lot like finger banging but instead of "banging" your fingers in the vagina you "bake" them. The longer you can bake a finger the better, and the more fingers you can bake the better. Leaving 1 or more fingers in the vagina for an extended period of time constitutes the "baking". He who bakes the longest wins!

Dude! I was finger baking my old lady for 47 minutes last night. She loved it!

by Boomsmash June 9, 2015

Finger Tease

The equivalent of a blow job except it is your finger not your penis. Usually an early warning sign for bigger things.

Guy 1: "Dude she gave me a finger tease!"
Guy 2: "Great,you are so getting a blow job soon!"

by scar13 November 8, 2009

Scottish Finger

When you stick your thumb in a girl's arse whilst eating her out her cunny and squeeze one of her hooters with your free hand as if you were playing the bagpipes.

I gave that sweet lassie's teet such a firm squeeze while performing the Scottish Finger that Lord William Wallace, himself, would have heard her scream.

by Buttsecks4Ever! August 29, 2010

Finger Lick

(v.) To lick ones finger and then touch another object, as if to indirectly lick something.

I am busting my ass here and she is over there finger licking her balls.

by WWMD April 30, 2009

Finger Paint

To finger fuck a blobbing biatch - useful if you have a taste for jam (see jam eater/s), or if you have run out of teabags and Dracula is coming for tea (see Vampires teabag)

"...To finger paint is not a sin,
I put my middle finger in,
your monthly blood is what I win,
I'm in your house now let me spin..."
From RHCP's Purple Stain (Californication, 1999 Warner Bros)

by Mr Blobby October 11, 2004

finger fucker

One who practices in sexual activity using their finger. Either by giving the "two finger salute" or the "two in the pink, one in the stink" methods.

A finger fucker can fuck either males or females as both have pleasure holes.

OMG!!!! That chick tried to finger fuck my ass while sucking my dick!!!! She is a dirty finger fucker.

by Apples for the man January 13, 2009

Monkey Finger

When one wipes one's own ass and accidentally pokes finger through the toilet paper. Thus, the finger touches the poop causing a monkey finger.

Dude, I was wiping my ass and it went through the toilet paper. I got poop on my finger. monkey finger!!!

by Mckenneymc January 23, 2013