Dick Vermeil

You're just so incredibly happy that you're banging such a hot chick that you just can't stop crying while screwing.

"Dude, even that slut Paris Hilton got up and left in the middle of sex 'cause I was giving her the Dick Vermeil. She called me a sucky little bitch."

by The Poz March 28, 2009

Dubra Dick

A condition brought upon oneself by the consumption of too much dubra, characterized by the inability to attain an erection and/or ejaculate. It is a close cousin of whiskey dick.

As you walk by a kissing couple, "don't bother with him girl, he's got DUBRA DICK!"

by trhnve January 31, 2010

firestick and dick

A phrase which supersedes "Netflix and chill" and accepted amoug all sexual orientation with the exception of lesbians. This is in invitation to acquire company to enjoy a movie via amazon firestick while enjoying sex.

Her: hey! Firestick and dick tonight?
Him: you bring the fire, I'll bring dick.

by NVprophecy January 13, 2017

dick doodler

1. Someone who has an acute desire to draw penises.

2. A fuck stick.

Dallas Drummond is a dick doodler.

by Greenville College Multicultural Affairs March 6, 2008

Chicken Dick

In order to play the game of Chicken Dick, two males must become entirely erect separated from one another (presumably by watching pornographic material), and once completely erect, they position each other's genitalia within view of the opposite person's. The first male to become totally flaccid foregoes the match of Chicken Dick.

Jeff- Hey bruv, wanna play Chicken Dick?
Sam- Nah ded, I'm gay.

by Jaden Chavez February 23, 2018

dick cheney

To shoot someone in the face with a shotgun.

Somebody needs to Dick Cheney the vice president for W.

by DFlame April 9, 2008

dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."

Mike is dick with ears.

by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004