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by Vida Armonia February 26, 2018
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Struck with an intensity of sex.
Struck so hard, that you get frustrated if you don't have sex with him in a while.
You can't keep your mind of sex with him. And without that sex with him, you'll die.
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Get the dick doodler mug.The morning after a man has had sex with a woman, he ejaculates on her sleeping chest. So that when she wakes she'll find a fresh deposit of semen, reminding her of his love.
David: " Hey bro , how'd it go last night with Susan?"
Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."
Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."
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Get the Mack Dicking mug.In order to play the game of Chicken Dick, two males must become entirely erect separated from one another (presumably by watching pornographic material), and once completely erect, they position each other's genitalia within view of the opposite person's. The first male to become totally flaccid foregoes the match of Chicken Dick.
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