online dating

ONLY BITCHES WILL ONLINE DATE BECAUSE THEIR A LONELY BITCH
max: hey I just got a new girlfriend!
luke: whats her name?
max:idk
luke:break up with her if you dont know her you are doing something bad.
max: wich is?
luke:online dating
by idk(づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ December 16, 2021
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date rape mustache

n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache
Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.
by Mr. KoZ January 06, 2008
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The perfect 4th date

Watching one or more Harry Potter movie and having anal sex.
“Hey man where should I take sally on our 4th date?”

No worries man, I know the perfect 4th date
by Littlebabyroughhouser November 30, 2020
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ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence
Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)
by Its ur boi March 20, 2018
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Don't Date December

Don't date December. The month where no one is allowed to date
George, will you go out with me ?

No sorry its Don't Date December
by sgc_1736828 November 30, 2021
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When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant
When is the due date because you are fat as hell.
by Fatty2mattyzant December 12, 2018
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near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.
That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.
by ninjavee May 29, 2009
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