date rape mustache

n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache

Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.

by Mr. KoZ January 13, 2008

ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence

Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)

by Its ur boi May 13, 2018

High School Dating

A phase of toxic relationships where girls end up getting pregnant, spreading their legs, and regretting it. Also the guys decide it's fun to get girls pregnant, tear up relationships, and families.

Amber: Omg I can't believe we're high school dating.

by Selena_Monroe October 26, 2020

near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.

That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.

by ninjavee May 29, 2009

CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE

A date that revolves around the true name of the dating service BUMBLE.

WOLFE this surely is a CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE as you need to directly address that STINKY BUMHOLE where the property rights belongs to the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' of the world.

by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL February 2, 2022

white people dating

When someone is clearly dating someone but refuses to acknowledge it or they repeatedly deny their dating status.

Origins: Based off of the way people "dated" on the Hills (2006 TV show).

Synonym: "Talking"

person 1: You guys are always hanging out and going on dates... so you guys are dating?
person 2: No! we are not dating, we only hold hands, kiss, and hang out sometimes!
person 1: *rolls eyes* white people dating...

by DezTheRez January 23, 2017

When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant

When is the due date because you are fat as hell.

by Fatty2mattyzant December 11, 2018