Pile of Cunt

Despicable, thoroughly undesirable, a massive pain in balls

You can can fuck right off if you think I'm doing that project Rupert, it sounds like a right massive pile of cunt!

No, I'm not going to watch Hamlet performed in Modern dress with Benedict Cumberthatch it'll be a right steaming pile of cunt!

by Itsallgoodman December 23, 2016

Cunt Panther

A tangle of pubic hair found only on female homo sapiens. It's name is derived from the way that the hair wraps itself around the clitoris and forms a distinctly panther-like shape.

"Your mustache looks like my girlfriends cunt panther."

by netjak September 30, 2011

cunt-step

The inevitable mix of two popular music genres: country and dubstep.

Erich: Hey friend, what is that awesome music you've got bumping?

Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?

by m.c. phatback February 12, 2013

Cracked Cunt

A person who has lost the plot due to drug related psychosis. It is where you are not in control and are on full autopilot. This can occur while on drugs or if you abuse substances which leave your brain chemistry messed up.

"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam

by Ali-g and Kooyman March 12, 2015

Jabba the cunt

David Ibbertson the cowardly backstabbing piece of shit that is Jabba's double

You know jabba the cunt is about the ground is shaking

by LushBeanstalk June 5, 2021

dogarse cunt

fuckin rotten lowlife scum.
someone that doesnt deserve the same oxygen as everyone else.
when cunt just doesnt cut it

That fuckin dogarse cunt keeps talkin shit

guy: this dumb bitch crashed into me today.

mate: that dogarse cunt

by vbanks June 22, 2018

Dumpy Cunt

Your basic cunt but unlike other well maintained cunts makes no attempt to make herself look fit and attractive. A dumpy cunt is the worst type of cunt out there.

KC: Yo Kelly's friend Jen is over there talking shit about other women again.

BC: That dumpy cunt has no right to say shit. Bitch hasn't been to the gym in 20 years.

by Cornhole Barbie August 2, 2019